The Seven Stages of Aging on Horseback


– Stage 1: Fall off pony. Bounce. Laugh. Climb back on. Repeat.

– Stage 2: Fall off horse. Run after horse, cussing. Climb back on by shimmying up horse’s neck. Ride until sundown.

– Stage 3: Fall off horse. Use sleeve of shirt to staunch bleeding. Have friend help you get back on horse. Take two Advil and apply ice packs when



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