– Stage 1: Fall off pony. Bounce. Laugh. Climb back on. Repeat.
– Stage 2: Fall off horse. Run after horse, cussing. Climb back on by shimmying up horse’s neck. Ride until sundown.
– Stage 3: Fall off horse. Use sleeve of shirt to staunch bleeding. Have friend help you get back on horse. Take two Advil and apply ice packs when